What I've learnt in 2013...

In the last year I've learnt lots of important things so here is a list of the most important things I've learnt:

• Old people look young if they are happy. 
• There is a place in Boston where everybody knows your name. 
• There are pressure points in my hand. 
• The NSA know if Area 51 is real. 
• Other words for ginger include auburn, strawberry blonde and orange. 
• The American Government shut down because they were all depressed that 'Breaking Bad' ended. 
• I am secretly mocking people when I suck up to them. 
• Nothing ruins comedy like arenas. 
• The old cool is now uncool and vice versa. 
• Orange is the new black. 
• You can be clever as Voltaire but it won't get you nowhere if you want to sell disks. 
• Just because you've had a crush on someone for a long time doesn't make it a good excuse for them to go out with you. 
• Innuendoes and double entendre are different things. 
• Everybody Lies. 
• Everybody Dies. 
• Ed Balls lives in a cul-de-sac with his Australian brother Harry. 
• People at helium factories speak funny.
•  Ben Maclean rhymes with margarine. 
• May day is the new Christmas. 
• Kevin is the American Keith and Jim is the American Tim. 
• Atticus is a cool name. 
• It's a long way to the top if you want to rock 'n' roll. 
• Americans pronounce 'crisps' funny. 
• I dislike small-minded idiots. 
• Unhappiness causes people to do irrational things. 
• French is hard.